Revival

I am going to revive this blog. I think that I can have some fun with it. Look back here for more insightful commentary soon.

Me

I don't get it

Why is the back ground of the man important, but the woman not? I mean seriously, we know the last promotion date of the gunnery sergeant, but what about the woman? Why would the reporter spend so much time describing the back ground of the man involved in the crash, but think that the back ground of the woman was unimportant?

I think I know why... She is obviously an islamist extremist who works for the local Democrat party, and is used to spending all her time in a drunken stupor, while as for the marine it was probably out of character or something. That they were both riding the bike naked... Obviously they were fleeing tea party protesters or KKK rally attendees... wait... those are one in the same... never mind.

Anyway, why do those in the media find it so important to point out when a serviceman screws up, but avoid labeling anyone a Muslim or a democrat? I mean his profession was mentioned in the second sentence of the article. Contrast that with the religious affiliation of Nadal Hasan at Ft. Hood... No mention of his Islamic ties in a two page article... Pretty disgusting, but then again what else can you expect from the people who got this guy elected?

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Hottest of the hotties

Yes, Conservative women just make me go schwing! Especially this one, but right wing news does not know who she is so I can not hold that against them. I would have ordered them differently, and think that Skye is out of place, but compared to those across the aisle... just yeah...

I think that Lila and Orit would have been higher up on my list as I like brunettes over blondes, but that is just me. It is really hard to rate women that have this much depth to them. Who can say who is hotter than the next? Not me. Wish the left had anything that compared.

BTW, I am not counting Hollywood in this, as yes there are beautiful actors, but there tends to be little depth to them. Among those I would consider intellectuals, there is not much competition between left and right.

Audi!

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The Haughty John Kerry

Who served in Viet Nam (just ask him) says that voter anger at Washington is hypocritical. That is rich. You know what? I think Senator Kerry needs a primary.

"We've come back," he says of the nation, Wall Street, and the economy. "This is an amazing resurgence"

If 9.9% unemployment is an "amazing resurgence" then paint me purple and call me Barney. Notice that unemployment is still edging upward, and the stock market has dipped 12% since its 2010 peak about a month ago. That truly is an amazing resurgence Lurch.

I am not sure what is more disturbing. A United States Senator this out of touch or a comment like this from one of the goofy ass kool aid drinkers:

"It took GW and the Republicans 8 years to get the country this fouled up. By lowering taxes while spending billions invading the wrong country in the name of a " war on terrorism", giving tax breaks to the wealthy so that we could all be "trickled on", doubling the federal deficit, giving the banks free reign by deregulation, they brought this misery upon us. President Obama and the Democrats have been in power what, a year and a half? Now, all of a sudden, they are the Washington establishment? Those Tea Party slugs are a bunch of whiners who use all of the government services, but do not want to pay for them. Like most Republicans, they want a free lunch. They are all unpatriotic and hypocrites because they all wanted to invade Iraq and now they complain about paying taxes"

This ignoramus thinks that the Republicans controlled the purse strings because a Republican was in the White House... He must have gone to a public school. Doesn't he realize that Congress controls the budget, and that has been Democratically controlled since San Fran Nan took over the speaker ship in 2007? So technically, the last 3 years when spending has EXPLODED it has been the Democrats in charge.

The state of this nation since the Great Uniter has taken the reigns makes me happy I live in my own little world... Yours is just TOO messed up!

Time for my meds!

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Not One Cent

Remember... the promise from Candidate Obama? He must not understand economics very much because corporations don't pay taxes... Consumers do... What exactly does he think BP is going to do to pay for that extra penny a barrel... Eat it? No, they are going to pass the extra cost on to the consumer... Thanks President Man Child...

I think the saddest thing about this is that in order to find it you have to go to the British press. And what the hell is the White House doing writing Legislation... when did the Separate but Co-Equal Branch of the Executive become the Legislative?

"President Obama, said by a spokesman to be “deeply frustrated” that the leak has still not been plugged three weeks after it erupted, intends that BP will pick up most of the cost of his new plan." President Obama then continued on to posit that gas prices in the US, as a result would actually go down... Oh wait...

The snozberries actually taste like SNOZBERRIES... SNOZBERRIES!

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I might have to buy a copy of

Maxim... for the articles of course. Winnie, was my first TV crush... I think that Trixie was my first book crush... Yeah... I'm a geek like that, but c'mon... admit it... you agree with me...

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Umm... What?

This is the most disturbing thing that I have read in a while. I mean how exactly did the men not know, and then well, how... oh never mind.

I have to admit, I do not have the most masculine voice in the world, but even on a bad day I sound nothing like a woman and there are several things about me that could never be mistaken for anything other male... like a penis. Even the most effeminate of men still look like men. Although this is China, and I hear that men out number women by a lot... so it could be understandable...

"He was caught after fleeing on the day of the third wedding by local women"... Go figure that it took a woman to figure out what was going on. Maybe she was in on it, and just decided to turn on him... She realized she could do the same thing and take all the loot for herself... That has to be it... dang devious woman...

Men marrying men because they think that they are women... and then the bride runs off with the money... Who knew it was possible?

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Fail

Seriously... If this guy passed I would be really worried.

Aside from being uproariously funny this story illustrates the dangers of working for local government. I bet in his mind, Holliday is secretly a member of the Tea Party movement and wanted to teach the teat sucking guvmint employee a lesson.

"Holliday's grandmother told the paper that the DMV worker may have hit his head on the windshield."

Yeah, and that guy was lucky Holliday didn't pull out his Bible and smack him with it as well. I mean he had to know there was no passenger air bag to deploy and save the dupe... OUCH forehead meet dashboard!!

I can hear Obama preparing his speech now... "As public servants, we know the deal... blah blah blah"... SNOOOZE!

I told you I was nuts!

Oregon... a big Mammal House

I used to love going to the mammal house at the zoo when I was young. It was so entertaining to watch the monkeys fling pooh at each other... Turns out I could have moved to Bend, Oregon and saved the 5 bucks.

I bet that at least one party involved voted for Obama, but I would not bet against all parties involved being Obama voters either...

"'Actually, once I started doing it, I kind of lost all rational thought together and I just got into this mode of emptying bags,' she said. 'And as I was flinging the poo all over her yard - it felt really good, and I just kept doing it.'"

Yep... tell tale marks of an Obama voter... no rational thought and just doing what feels good. And then there is this:

"Melinda Hofmann, owner of The Bomb Squad dog waste pick-up service, tried to collect a $150 payment from Deborah Dillow on Monday night.

When Dillow didn't answer the door, Hofmann went to her truck to write another notice - but she quickly changed her mind."

Confirmed... both parties involved are Obama voters. A dead beat who doesn't pay their bills, and a person who can not think rationally, not to mention resorts to flinging pooh when she does not get what she has coming to her.

Read the whole account here, but honestly people. Can we think about this for a minute? What kind of a world do we live in where someone who provides a service as intimate as picking up your dog's pooh does not know that you are struggling to pay your bills while you are fighting cancer?

I mean, you've been in business for 10 years with dedicated customers, and presumably you do not have too many employees... How can you not know your customers? Unless... you are the WalMart of dog pooh removal... Yeah... Its got to be WalMart... WalMart...

Lets ride Bikes!

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Seriously... Why is this needed?

Just imagine the fun if your shorts short... Its ELECTRIC! BOOGIE OOGIE OOGIE! OOGIE!... I think that the scariest part of it all is that this was probably to some extent funded with tax dollars... You know... your money...

From the article:

"Integrating biosensors into clothing isn’t as easy as it sounds. Attention has to be paid, for instance, to the impact fabric morphology and continuous deformation (through body movement) have on sensor performance."

Not too mention protecting the patient from this little thing called electricity. For some reason my mind is drawn to that scene in Jackass, where Johhny Knoxville attaches that little device that shocked stomach muscles so you could get rock hard abs while sitting on your ass doing nothing... seriously nothing...

Smarty Pants huh?

“Clothing-integrated electrochemical sensors hold considerable promise for future healthcare, military, or sport applications,” the researchers say, noting that the technology can be honed to monitor alcohol consumption in drivers or stress levels in soldiers and athletes.

Yeah... and with a little modification... These guys could monitor your every move, despite your little tin foil hat...

Audi...

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Hello World

Hello World,

I just realize that I spend a lot of time on a lot of blogs and I come across a lot of fun things. I think that I will take the best of those sites and compile my favorites here. Sort of like a Drudge Report, except for lunatics like me.

So hello world... welcome to mine.

Me