Showing posts with label too funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label too funny. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

The Haughty John Kerry

Who served in Viet Nam (just ask him) says that voter anger at Washington is hypocritical. That is rich. You know what? I think Senator Kerry needs a primary.

"We've come back," he says of the nation, Wall Street, and the economy. "This is an amazing resurgence"

If 9.9% unemployment is an "amazing resurgence" then paint me purple and call me Barney. Notice that unemployment is still edging upward, and the stock market has dipped 12% since its 2010 peak about a month ago. That truly is an amazing resurgence Lurch.

I am not sure what is more disturbing. A United States Senator this out of touch or a comment like this from one of the goofy ass kool aid drinkers:

"It took GW and the Republicans 8 years to get the country this fouled up. By lowering taxes while spending billions invading the wrong country in the name of a " war on terrorism", giving tax breaks to the wealthy so that we could all be "trickled on", doubling the federal deficit, giving the banks free reign by deregulation, they brought this misery upon us. President Obama and the Democrats have been in power what, a year and a half? Now, all of a sudden, they are the Washington establishment? Those Tea Party slugs are a bunch of whiners who use all of the government services, but do not want to pay for them. Like most Republicans, they want a free lunch. They are all unpatriotic and hypocrites because they all wanted to invade Iraq and now they complain about paying taxes"

This ignoramus thinks that the Republicans controlled the purse strings because a Republican was in the White House... He must have gone to a public school. Doesn't he realize that Congress controls the budget, and that has been Democratically controlled since San Fran Nan took over the speaker ship in 2007? So technically, the last 3 years when spending has EXPLODED it has been the Democrats in charge.

The state of this nation since the Great Uniter has taken the reigns makes me happy I live in my own little world... Yours is just TOO messed up!

Time for my meds!

Me


Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Fail

Seriously... If this guy passed I would be really worried.

Aside from being uproariously funny this story illustrates the dangers of working for local government. I bet in his mind, Holliday is secretly a member of the Tea Party movement and wanted to teach the teat sucking guvmint employee a lesson.

"Holliday's grandmother told the paper that the DMV worker may have hit his head on the windshield."

Yeah, and that guy was lucky Holliday didn't pull out his Bible and smack him with it as well. I mean he had to know there was no passenger air bag to deploy and save the dupe... OUCH forehead meet dashboard!!

I can hear Obama preparing his speech now... "As public servants, we know the deal... blah blah blah"... SNOOOZE!

I told you I was nuts!