The Haughty John Kerry

Who served in Viet Nam (just ask him) says that voter anger at Washington is hypocritical. That is rich. You know what? I think Senator Kerry needs a primary.

"We've come back," he says of the nation, Wall Street, and the economy. "This is an amazing resurgence"

If 9.9% unemployment is an "amazing resurgence" then paint me purple and call me Barney. Notice that unemployment is still edging upward, and the stock market has dipped 12% since its 2010 peak about a month ago. That truly is an amazing resurgence Lurch.

I am not sure what is more disturbing. A United States Senator this out of touch or a comment like this from one of the goofy ass kool aid drinkers:

"It took GW and the Republicans 8 years to get the country this fouled up. By lowering taxes while spending billions invading the wrong country in the name of a " war on terrorism", giving tax breaks to the wealthy so that we could all be "trickled on", doubling the federal deficit, giving the banks free reign by deregulation, they brought this misery upon us. President Obama and the Democrats have been in power what, a year and a half? Now, all of a sudden, they are the Washington establishment? Those Tea Party slugs are a bunch of whiners who use all of the government services, but do not want to pay for them. Like most Republicans, they want a free lunch. They are all unpatriotic and hypocrites because they all wanted to invade Iraq and now they complain about paying taxes"

This ignoramus thinks that the Republicans controlled the purse strings because a Republican was in the White House... He must have gone to a public school. Doesn't he realize that Congress controls the budget, and that has been Democratically controlled since San Fran Nan took over the speaker ship in 2007? So technically, the last 3 years when spending has EXPLODED it has been the Democrats in charge.

The state of this nation since the Great Uniter has taken the reigns makes me happy I live in my own little world... Yours is just TOO messed up!

Time for my meds!

Me

Not One Cent

Remember... the promise from Candidate Obama? He must not understand economics very much because corporations don't pay taxes... Consumers do... What exactly does he think BP is going to do to pay for that extra penny a barrel... Eat it? No, they are going to pass the extra cost on to the consumer... Thanks President Man Child...

I think the saddest thing about this is that in order to find it you have to go to the British press. And what the hell is the White House doing writing Legislation... when did the Separate but Co-Equal Branch of the Executive become the Legislative?

"President Obama, said by a spokesman to be “deeply frustrated” that the leak has still not been plugged three weeks after it erupted, intends that BP will pick up most of the cost of his new plan." President Obama then continued on to posit that gas prices in the US, as a result would actually go down... Oh wait...

The snozberries actually taste like SNOZBERRIES... SNOZBERRIES!

Me

I might have to buy a copy of

Maxim... for the articles of course. Winnie, was my first TV crush... I think that Trixie was my first book crush... Yeah... I'm a geek like that, but c'mon... admit it... you agree with me...

Me

Umm... What?

This is the most disturbing thing that I have read in a while. I mean how exactly did the men not know, and then well, how... oh never mind.

I have to admit, I do not have the most masculine voice in the world, but even on a bad day I sound nothing like a woman and there are several things about me that could never be mistaken for anything other male... like a penis. Even the most effeminate of men still look like men. Although this is China, and I hear that men out number women by a lot... so it could be understandable...

"He was caught after fleeing on the day of the third wedding by local women"... Go figure that it took a woman to figure out what was going on. Maybe she was in on it, and just decided to turn on him... She realized she could do the same thing and take all the loot for herself... That has to be it... dang devious woman...

Men marrying men because they think that they are women... and then the bride runs off with the money... Who knew it was possible?

Me

Fail

Seriously... If this guy passed I would be really worried.

Aside from being uproariously funny this story illustrates the dangers of working for local government. I bet in his mind, Holliday is secretly a member of the Tea Party movement and wanted to teach the teat sucking guvmint employee a lesson.

"Holliday's grandmother told the paper that the DMV worker may have hit his head on the windshield."

Yeah, and that guy was lucky Holliday didn't pull out his Bible and smack him with it as well. I mean he had to know there was no passenger air bag to deploy and save the dupe... OUCH forehead meet dashboard!!

I can hear Obama preparing his speech now... "As public servants, we know the deal... blah blah blah"... SNOOOZE!

I told you I was nuts!

Oregon... a big Mammal House

I used to love going to the mammal house at the zoo when I was young. It was so entertaining to watch the monkeys fling pooh at each other... Turns out I could have moved to Bend, Oregon and saved the 5 bucks.

I bet that at least one party involved voted for Obama, but I would not bet against all parties involved being Obama voters either...

"'Actually, once I started doing it, I kind of lost all rational thought together and I just got into this mode of emptying bags,' she said. 'And as I was flinging the poo all over her yard - it felt really good, and I just kept doing it.'"

Yep... tell tale marks of an Obama voter... no rational thought and just doing what feels good. And then there is this:

"Melinda Hofmann, owner of The Bomb Squad dog waste pick-up service, tried to collect a $150 payment from Deborah Dillow on Monday night.

When Dillow didn't answer the door, Hofmann went to her truck to write another notice - but she quickly changed her mind."

Confirmed... both parties involved are Obama voters. A dead beat who doesn't pay their bills, and a person who can not think rationally, not to mention resorts to flinging pooh when she does not get what she has coming to her.

Read the whole account here, but honestly people. Can we think about this for a minute? What kind of a world do we live in where someone who provides a service as intimate as picking up your dog's pooh does not know that you are struggling to pay your bills while you are fighting cancer?

I mean, you've been in business for 10 years with dedicated customers, and presumably you do not have too many employees... How can you not know your customers? Unless... you are the WalMart of dog pooh removal... Yeah... Its got to be WalMart... WalMart...

Lets ride Bikes!

Me